Zirconium is better than an Ice Cream Truck!
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How Zirconium Compares For Your Next Event?

Zirconium is better than an ice cream truck and a whole lot better than a Rock Band. A band takes hours to set up with all those wires and heavy equipment. Zirconium is lightweight with just four great guys in tuxes to make your event go faster and more enjoyable.  These guys will wake up your audience and make them take notice. And when they're through it's a lot easier to get back to the business at hand. 

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Zirconium has

No Cords, just chords
No Mechanical Parts
No Loud Drums & Screaming Guitars
Makes Great Harmony
Makes Big Smiles

Comparisons
Why you need Zirconium at your next business function.

Zirconium

Ice Cream Truck

Rock Band

Just Four Great Guys that are easy to manage.

Hard to get truck in the door.

Gotta have electricity, lots of room & ear plugs, Lead Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drummer, Keyboard, Lead singer, Backup Group, Special Effects Trailer, room for Groupies, Props & Makeup Tent. . . .

Quick & Easy Setup Time

Depends on the width of your door.

Gotta have electricity, lots of room & ear plugs, Lead Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drummer, Keyboard, Lead singer, Backup Group, Special Effects Trailer, room for Groupies, Props & Makeup Tent. . . .

Can use your amp system if it's a really big event

Carries his own amp and AM/FM radio too.

Gotta have electricity, lots of room & ear plugs, Lead Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drummer, Keyboard, Lead singer, Backup Group, Special Effects Trailer, room for Groupies, Props & Makeup Tent. . . .

No big mess to clean up.

Makes a mess when you open it, Exhaust ruins a meal and tire tracks mess up the carpet.

Big trailer and stuff, Pyrotechnic residue, Shattered guitar splinters.

Great Ice Breaker

Can't break the ice, he brings it.

Pyrotechnics kinda shatters the ice.

Entertaining & Fun.

The Guy's a Great Scooper.

Burning Curtains are exciting.

Puts on a show with Pizzazz.

Puts on a show with Pistachio.

Puts on a show with FLARES.

Can put on a show of virtually any length.

He only knows one tune.

Can put on a show of virtually any length. . . (just repeat a few chords over and over again).

Sings a variety of styles from Barbershop and Doo-Wop, to Religious and Patriotic songs.

Songs? What Songs?

Yells a variety of music from Hard Rock to Alternative Rock to Solid Rock, & Bed Rock.

Easier to carry on your business when we leave.

People go to sleep after he does his job.

What?  I'm Deaf What Did You Say?

Harmonious
(with music & with your audience).

Sorry, I don't have that flavor.

Harmonious?

Up Beat.

Beet Flavored.

Beat Up?

Lots of Fun.

Lots of Fat.

Lots of Fuss

Affordable.

Affordable.

Price of a Buick.